A few have asked for the lyrics so here they are:
It doesn’t matter if we’ve got more fans than you
We’ll always be the support act no matter what we do
It doesn’t matter if you can’t sing in tune
Cos you got something over me that I can’t change and this industry is doomed
I won’t be the girlfriend in the audience supporting from the front row
so stop stepping on my toes.
If you hate it, then I say tut tut tut.
My feet don’t fit these shoes
and in the end I know who they’ll choose
These gigs don’t quench my thirst
cos all I ever hear is ‘ladies you’re on first’
Battle of the bands, there’s too many mans
I’ll batter your fans
So prove yourself, I know you’d do yourself
Strum your guitar in the mirror all alone
I’m zoned out
Who the fuck are they anyway?
By the sixth guitar solo, oh no
I’ve dropped my plectrum, what you gonna think of me now?
I could take my top off too if it weren’t for indecent exposure I told ya
that I won’t fall into that trap, put your pecks away before they get a slap
Doesn’t matter if you can’t sing, cos you got that thing that I don’t have
They just think you’re fit but I will admit
I wanna steal your girl fans