The Tuts are a 3-piece punk and ska and indie band from Hayes, London. This is their website.

We are primarily a raucous live band, so feel free to book us if you wanna liven things up!!!

FRIGGING FUCKING SEXY GREETINGS FROM THE TUTS! Here’s our new DIY Christmas video for our song ‘Christmas is in the air’ featured on Kate Nash’s EP ‘Have Faith with Kate Nash’ out on December 9th available on itunes and Amazon!!!! REBLOG AND ENJOY!!!!!!

Lyrics to ‘Tut Tut Tut’

A few have asked for the lyrics so here they are:

It doesn’t matter if we’ve got more fans than you

We’ll always be the support act no matter what we do

It doesn’t matter if you can’t sing in tune

Cos you got something over me that I can’t change and this industry is doomed

I won’t be the girlfriend in the audience supporting from the front row

so stop stepping on my toes.

If you hate it, then I say tut tut tut.

Oh, woah

My feet don’t fit these shoes

and in the end I know who they’ll choose

Oh, woah

These gigs don’t quench my thirst

cos all I ever hear is ‘ladies you’re on first’

Battle of the bands, there’s too many mans

I’ll batter your fans

So prove yourself, I know you’d do yourself

Strum your guitar in the mirror all alone

I’m zoned out

Who the fuck are they anyway?

By the sixth guitar solo, oh no

I’ve dropped my plectrum, what you gonna think of me now?

I could take my top off too if it weren’t for indecent exposure I told ya

that I won’t fall into that trap, put your pecks away before they get a slap

Doesn’t matter if you can’t sing, cos you got that thing that I don’t have

They just think you’re fit but I will admit

I wanna steal your girl fans

Download our new single right now!

Recorded at EMI studios in the Roundhouse in Camden, released on the 30/30 Roundhouse Rising compilation. We’re making a video for it to be released around the end of next month! 

We are playing THIS SUNDAY! With The Shondes and newly added to the line up, AMity. Starts about 8pm. Tickets are £5 advance, £6 on door and we’re on about 9pm! It’s at The Lexington, Kings Cross. So excited! More details here

We are playing THIS SUNDAY! With The Shondes and newly added to the line up, AMity. Starts about 8pm. Tickets are £5 advance, £6 on door and we’re on about 9pm! It’s at The Lexington, Kings Cross. So excited! More details here

UPCOMING GIGS:

21st October with AMity and The Shondes @ The Lexington, Kings Cross. Tickets here.

28th October with Young Romance, Hella Better Dancer and Big Wave @ Buffalo Bar, Islington. Tickets here.

30th October with Sweet Nothings and Hobbes Fanclub @ The Stag’s Head, Hoxton. Tickets here.

UPCOMING GIGS:

21st October with AMity and The Shondes @ The Lexington, Kings Cross. Tickets here.

28th October with Young Romance, Hella Better Dancer and Big Wave @ Buffalo Bar, Islington. Tickets here.

30th October with Sweet Nothings and Hobbes Fanclub @ The Stag’s Head, Hoxton. Tickets here.

If you haven’t bought our EP off of bandcamp or at a gig yet then you’re missing out, we’ve nearly sold out! Download/purchase or listen for free here. 

If you haven’t bought our EP off of bandcamp or at a gig yet then you’re missing out, we’ve nearly sold out! Download/purchase or listen for free here

Posting off CDs to Norway, Germany, the Netherlands, the US, France and….. Surrey today! (among other locations)

HELLO WORLD!

Hey everyone, in case you haven’t realised, our debut EP is available for download as well as for purchase as a real tangible thing! The download is £3, it’s £4 for the CD in full colour card sleeve with lyrics booklet! Bargain right? Also you can still get “I Call You Up” for free or 2p or 30p or whatever you want to pay!

Visit our bandcamp.

http://thetuts.bandcamp.com/album/s-t-ep-2012

Thanks to everyone who watched our new video!!! Already almost 1000 plays! You’re all amazing! x

The Tuts - I Call You Up (Official video)

FIRST EVER TUTS VIDEO!!! WATH IN HD!!!!!!!